Disclaimer: The author thinks immortality is really cool, in theory; however, in reality, without death we wouldn't have civilization.
10. Bulk and Skull
From Mighty Morphin Power Rangers fame, Bulk and Skull are the epitome of "are they dead yet?" Even though they were the two longest consecutively appearing characters on the show, they still have enough Hollywood obscurity to justify a hilarious demise. Get a Bulk and Skull Rest in Peace t-shirt. No one will have a clue what you're trying to prove.
9. Kanye West as a Tween
Nuh-uh you can't tell me nothin'. I refuse to believe this man didn't sell his soul to somebody or something at some point in his career. Before that, he was clearly naive, frightened, and not sought after whatsoever. This mug would have been hilarious on a Kanye West Rest in Peace t-shirt.
7. Waldo from Family Matters
Five hundred n' nine died in Chicago. Tell the truth, this picture of Waldo goes above and beyond. He's still alive, but that doesn't mean we can't pretend with a Waldo Faldo Rest in Peace t-shirt.
6. X-Pac
I still believe the rumors of X-Pac smoking crack, addicted to heroin, and/or spreading sexually transmitted diseases in Chyna's direction. Hopefully I'm wrong. Either way, alongside Kane as one half of the best damn tag teams to ever set foot into a WWE ring, Syxx was a pretty awesome part of my childhood. Celebrate his untimely death with a Rest in Peace X-Pac t-shirt. Whatever your doin' X-Pac, stay classy.
5. #ChePatterson
Read Hex Murda's Favorites if you don't know who this scumbag is. Long story short, #ChePatterson stayed real loyal to Hex after his stroke, but ran away with the man's baby mama not long after. The problem is, they took Hex's daughter with them and dropped contact. Buy a Rest in Peace #ChePatterson t-shirt now, while supplies last.
4. Giuseppe Badalamenti
For those of you who don't know what Giuseppe Badalamenti is famous for, it's a good idea to Google him now and come back. Again, I don't wish death upon anyone. But I'd argue that there are two breeds of people who have hilarious deaths: the naive yet mature adult and the angry, short psychopath. Giuseppe is the latter. These Rest in Peace Giuseppe Badalamenti t-shirts are Limited Edition so BUY NOW!
3. CM Punk
Forget Christmas morning or the night I conceive my first born. The day I get my hands on a CM Punk Rest in Peace t-shirt will be the most joyous day of my life. As the only human being I truly hate, Punk turns his back on everyone in true psychopath form. Rest in Peace CM Punk t-shirts are in stock and ready to ship NOW!
2. Chief Keef
How are you still alive? Chicago has record-high homicide rates and you're on the cutting edge of these statistics. While your ignorance is second to none, that's that shit I Don't Like. Rest in Peace Chief Keef t-shirts are available in all sizes, BUY NOW!
1. Lil Wayne
Seizures, guns, drugs, and prescription medications aside, he's probably a pretty nutritious guy. But when you have more money than you can count (and less than Jay-Z), you can stay alive longer than the average man. So it's the question of how many video vixens you can get whipped over that really determines your life expectancy. Buy a Rest in Peace Lil' Wayne t-shirt now, TURNT UP!
